Full speed ahead... check

Well, we're full speed ahead to a good ol' gay civil union. First of Feb will bring on the three month mark and according to the bridal magazines, that's when things start reaaaaaaaaaaaallllyy kicking in...

So let's see where we're at for the three month mark according to the mag I have:

1. Choose and order wedding rings... check
2. Choose music for the ceremony... no need, we're gay so the music chooses us... *strikes a pose*
   
3. Start dancing lessons..... Seriously? Dancing lessons? How hard is it to click my fingers above my head while I lip-sync?
4. Confirm your catering... check. Nibbly nits all round.
   
5. Confirm your floral arrangements... sheesh, with the amount of gay people there the flowers will probably be arranged before each course.
6. Make any necessary personal appointments. Hmmmm, now what could this mean? See a psychic to check if I'm making the right decision? Ah, it's implying cosmetic surgery. Plan to have every hair lasered and every wrinkle botoxed to hell and back so that you look like Robert Pattinson on the day. Clever...
7. Choose a dry cleaner to take your gown to after the day. Seriously? I need to wear a gown?
8. Select speechmakers for your reception. Check. I will speak and thereafter everyone else will speak about how faaaaaaaaaaabulous I am...
9. Arrange any insurance policies you may need. They clearly know the kind of people that will be at the wedding.
   
10. Trial make-up and hair with your veil. Okay, people we really need a gay wedding magazine. They clearly don't realise we've been testing hair and make-up since we could lift our arms.

Seriously people... how hard is this going to be? We put on suits. Everyone rocks up. They give us gifts. We give them food and then we work at spending the rest of our lives together.

Surely it's that simple...

Definitely need a gay wedding checklist....