Lady Gaga sells her soul to the devil?

I received a mail today. I receive a lot of mails, most of them are necessary to maintain the work-thing, but now and then I get a pearler. Today it was a mail about Lady Gaga. Now this is not the first mail I've received about Gags - I've received a broadcast message on BBM about how she has sold her soul to the devil and that the song Alejandro is actually a prayer to the devil.

The mail today was in a similar vein. I've edited it but left the highlights for you to enjoy:

Unusual pop icon Lady Gaga is reportedly being treated at a Los Angeles county hospital for third degree burns, which she sustained during a bizarre ritual at her $40 million Beverley Hills mansion. According to Manuel Perez, a gardener at her estate, the star had instructed him to create a pit filled with coal and dry foliage at the recess of the garden. He said Gaga had told him the pit would be used for a bonfire. Esther Lamb, a maid working at Gaga’s estate, says she was woken from sleep by a woman shouting at midnight. Upon looking out her window from the maids quarters, Lamb witnessed a bizarre ritual, in which she reportedly saw Gaga dressed in a flowing black robe, dancing around a huge bonfire, screaming. Gaga then plunged herself into the flames. Lamb immediately called 911, and ran out to the garden shouting for help. Sources at the hospital report that a screaming crying Gaga was wheeled in by paramedics at 1am, covered in bruises and burns. 

 Said paramedic Michael Harris, “Her eyes were glazed over and she just focused on one spot in the ambulance, she had her arms outstretched like she wanted to hug someone.” Gaga started repeating “I have to go, I have to go.” When questioned on where she has to go, Gaga said “My dark prince is asking for me and I have to pass through the fire to be with him ‘cos that’s where he gaga satanic lives.”

Critics say that the “dark prince” is the words often used by Occult worshippers when referring to Satan. Suspicion about Gaga’s affiliation to Satanism and its practices are clearly depicted through the various symbols and imagery in her music videos. 

Both Perez and Lamb have been dismissed from their duties for speaking to the press. Gaga’s agents have thus far been tight lipped about the bizarre fire ritual, and media publicity is being avoided via threats of lawsuits. Analysts say that they are not surprised by the silence, as revelation of  such bizarre practices will shine the spotlight on the music industry and the many dark truths that it conceals.

Ah, I had to laugh. I'm no fan of  L-Gag - I was around when Madonna did much the same thing to get her name in lights. But she sure is genius. Everyone is talking about her. And there's no disputing that the girl can sing.

In case you were wondering, this "article" is not true. And I think the Christians who believe that Gags is where she is because of the devil gives the devil way too much credit. But then again, surely anyone who claims that gays are "born this way" must be from the devil? Witch!

Aaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnyyyywaaaaaaaayyyyyy... Lets put this all into context - call it a dose of reality: She knows how to work a crowd, use her pipes and get people to notice her. That's her power.

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